Direct From Big Bad Lad’s Porn Studios (Bin Laden, the New Porn King)


And now, from the man that brought some of history’s most famous (and cowardly) acts of terrorism, the man, who single-handedly changed the face of world travel, the very same man that drove most of the world to distrust an entire group of people simply because of their religion, comes the big release of ” Getting Fucked by Infidels.” This new 10-dvd series is hand picked from the personal and very private collection of the Bin Man himself.

With Titles such as;

Peek-a-Boo Burqa
72 Dirty Virgins
Jihad Up Your Ass
Hush, My Mullah Might Hears Us
She Swallows Insh’allah
Daliya Does Damascus

A scene from Peek-a-boo Burqa

The exact release date has yet to be announced, but this is sure to be a huge seller. “We have pre-ordered 500 copies” said Los Angeles porn store owner and avid masturbator Joel Williams. “This one will sell even better then ‘Dude, Where’s my Dildo?!’ The word is that the Muslim community is not all that happy with Mr. Bin’s shift in careers; which he apparently took up a few years before eventually being shot in the head for being a pain in the ass. A few have spoken out against it, but no one wanted to go on record as opposing his ideas. According to sources who declined to be named, “Big Bad Lad” (his producer/director pseudonym) was so bored of sitting around holed up in a shitty house in Pakistan, that he decided to embark on a film making carrier. As no-one in Hollywood wanted to work with him, he settled on porn. “Recruiting Muslim girls from Van Nuys was easy” said Mudbud Allum Jahadlabar, Bin’s cinematographer. “When we promised them 50000 Rupees and an all expenses paid trip, they jumped at the chance.”

A statement from the Big Bad Lad website read; ”I want to exploit women like consumer products or advertising tools, calling upon customers to purchase them. I have brainwashed our daughters into believing they are liberated, yet in reality all I have liberated is their sexual desire.”

How and when Bin Laden’s change of heart came about is unknown, but it was welcomed in some circles. “I have always wanted to be in porn,” said 40 Dirty Virgins’ actress Dawlat Khatoon, “Big Bin made me feel that it is wholesome to be a porn star.” According to industry sources, the San Fernando Valley is buzzing with gossip that some of the biggest porn producers may consider uprooting their studios and moving to a remote location in Pakistan.

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One thought on “Direct From Big Bad Lad’s Porn Studios (Bin Laden, the New Porn King)

  1. I read this about a month ago and found it again today…hysterically funny still!
    Let’s hope that more of the uptight, misled and brainwashed activists simply find something else to occupy their time — like laughing and enjoying Life Today without fixating on the virgins in The Afterlife, and occasionally picking up a vid like She “Swallows Insh’allah”, insh’allah.

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